tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725117.post7150996360592577956..comments2024-01-08T08:23:33.817-05:00Comments on Blog Like an Egyptian: It's Hump DayPat Ferruccihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08507378203154843677noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725117.post-47631253351206538892008-11-14T16:20:00.000-05:002008-11-14T16:20:00.000-05:00Honest injun...We gifted my 78 year old aunt with ...Honest injun...<BR/><BR/>We gifted my 78 year old aunt with it last Christmas. I could probably package it up and send it to you today, since she thinks the egg part is some sort of tool of the Devil. <BR/><BR/>"If I want an egg, I'll make it in a frying pan" to quote her. So, it's been used only as a toaster. So sad what age will do to you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725117.post-22286101596151112752008-11-14T09:47:00.000-05:002008-11-14T09:47:00.000-05:00Wait, the toaster thing is not new? How is this po...Wait, the toaster thing is not new? How is this possible? How did I not find this earlier? I am not sheltered. In fact, I don't even have a cubicle ... I could have been living life differently all these years? This is shocking and disturbing.Pat Ferruccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08507378203154843677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725117.post-61348698236750261432008-11-12T21:40:00.000-05:002008-11-12T21:40:00.000-05:00Mannnnnnnnnnn...Glad you're back (OK, at least all...Mannnnnnnnnnn...<BR/>Glad you're back (OK, at least all of us shut-ins, and a couple of lonely prison guys are glad, but...you get the idea)<BR/><BR/>Anyway...<BR/><BR/>True enough, SJ.<BR/>I'm not really sure that YOU'RE supposed to find your videos funny, as long as WE find them funny. To us, you're sort of like the pre-Victorian era Andy Rooney...when he was 29.<BR/>Like any good angst-ridden English major experiences from time to time, sounds like a case of performance "writer's block."<BR/>You don't need no stinking gimmicks. You're just fine chatting with us huddled masses out here, throwing in the occasional snarky witticism or piece of pop culture emphemera (just please promise us you won't wear the orange shirt again - that frightens us).<BR/><BR/>Yes yes, "Role Models" was a hoot. Told ya. Sean William Scott's explanation of KISS was guffaw-producing cinema (and as an aside, I keep wanting to really despise Sean William Scott in something, but he's so oddly likeable that I think I'd laugh at him in an adult diaper commercial. OK, I KNOW I'd laugh at him in an adult diaper commercial. Then again, I just like to laugh at adult diaper commercials). But I digress. Jane Lynch is also a comedy goddess. She nailed every scene she was in. <BR/><BR/>I hope the open bar was worth it at Margaritaville, 'cause the food ain't. After a visit last weekend, my significant other spent the better part of the evening hugging the porcelein steering wheel (and for the record, I was unsupportive and did not hold her hair back - I was getting nowhere near the projectile path).<BR/><BR/>That toaster/egg thingy (above) is old news, my friend! You need to get out of the cubicle more. And lemme tell you - it tastes oddly NOTHING like an Egg McMuffin when you're done. Nothing beats an Egg McMuffin. I mean, if you're like me, you like your eggs like you like your women - fake and overpriced. Um...wait a second...<BR/><BR/>And finally - last weekend, I caught an advance of THE best movie I've seen this year - "Slumdog Millionaire" by Danny Boyle. This is an amazing piece of filmmaking, and I think you'll REALLY dig it. I got the same weird tingly feeling after this one that I had after seeing "There Will Be Blood" (though sadly, the young Indian kid in the movie doesn't threaten to drink anyone's milkshake). Do NOT miss this movie. I will lay down my hard-earned cash to see this again. I'm SURE the Criterion will get it...<BR/><BR/>So, that's it for now.<BR/>Don't go messing with a good thing - your videos are A-OK, and...if it ain't broke, no need to fix it. To paraphrase Sally "Sister Bertrille" Field, we LIKE you, we really LIKE you (now if you'll excuse me, I have to go - I just threw up a little in my mouth).<BR/><BR/>Be good.<BR/>Over and out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725117.post-10092598574480074952008-11-12T15:07:00.000-05:002008-11-12T15:07:00.000-05:00i do love your videos. but i think the fact that y...i do love your videos. but i think the fact that you're funny makes them funny. <BR/><BR/>maybe you should try a flash animated version of you. that'd be awesome. <BR/><BR/>(side note: that's a great blog post idea that i'm going to steal for my own: who would the cartoon version of yourself resemble?)sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643760705722729503noreply@blogger.com