I am going to buy a baseball team. This is not a joke. Pick up a copy of Friday's paper to read my column that details a sustainable business model to keep the New Haven County Cutters in town.
I cried earlier today when I learned the team was packing up its bats and balls and getting out of Dodge, er, New Haven. What am I now supposed to do on Thursdays in the summer? It's one of my favorite things to do. It's not a joke when I say my friends and I are seriously depressed.
So let's keep the team. I have an idea. We'll need cash, but I think we can do it. Make sure to buy the paper Friday.