Yep, the summer softball league comes to a close tonight over at East Shore Park on Woodward Avenue in Morris Cove. My team, Jack's Bar and Grill, plays a semifinal match at 6 p.m., and if we win, we'll play the winners of a 7 p.m. game at around 8 tonight. So, yes, I'm a very excited boy who can barely get anything done at work today.
If you want to come watch the festivities and yell obscenities at me, feel free to come on down and bring some alcohol or fruit juice. It should be a good time. And if we lose, you'll see me cry like a baby. I'll probably ball up into the fetal position on third base and roll around sobbing and yelling, "Why me, why me?" Good times. Come say "hi" and drink.