I guess I've seen everything now.
Last night, after checking out a show, I was at Jack's Bar and Grille, my normal place to be. Friday happens to be karaoke night, which is never a pretty thing.
Anyway, I was sitting there trying to tune out the mostly bad singing when my buddy Harris pointed something out to me.
Yup, someone was singing Elton John's "The One" with sheet music in front of them. Sad.