Not Unlike 2006

We've been seeing Hollywood pump out stale crap for a long time. But it seemed like 2006 was unparalleled in terms of remakes and sequels. Well, get ready for 2007.

For those of you who like your films original, there will definitely be some weeks in 2007 when you'll be staying home, maybe watching an old copy of "Being John Malkovich" and bellowing about the good old days of 1999.

Here's a list of sequels on the release table for 2007. Someone's gotta be eating these up for them to keep making them, right?

• "28 Weeks Later" (May 18)


• "Alien vs. Predator: AVP2" (Dec. 10)


• "Are We Done Yet?" (April 6) — That Ice-T movie. You didn't even know that, did you?


• "The Bourne Ultimatum" (Aug. 3)


• "Evan Almighty" (June 22)


• "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" (June 15)


• "Halloween" (Aug. 31) — With rocker Rob Zombie behind the camera.


• "Hannibal Rising" (Feb. 9) — Yep, they're ruining a once-great legacy.


• "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (July 13)


• "The Hills Have Eyes II" (March 2)


• "Hostel 2" (June 8)


• "Live Free or Die Hard" (June 29)


• "Mr. Bean’s Holiday" (Sept. 28)


• "Ocean’s 13" (June 8)


• "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End" (May 25)


• "Resident Evil: Extinction" (Sept. 21)


• "Rush Hour 3" (Aug. 10)


• "Saw IV" (Oct. 26)


• "Shrek the Third" (May 18)


• "Spider-Man 3" (May 4)


• "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (March 23) — Can you believe they're touching this franchise again? Look at the photo. Changes.


• "Transformers" (July 4)