From my little brother, Little Nicholas, who found this on an NBC affliate site:
An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table.
Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.
Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police. According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.
He is free on a $20,000 bond.
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There are also rumors that he was having an illicit affair with a birdhouse.
P.S. - Imagine what he could of done with a couple of cups of that new Starbucks coffee in him (hey, just trying to tie together the random stories for those who seek connections in life).
The New York Stock Exchange is giving JRC the boot!
NEW YORK (AP) -- NYSE Regulation Inc. said Friday shares of publisher Journal Register Co. do not meet the Big Board's continued listing standards, and it will suspend trading of the stock before April 16.
Journal Register shares closed Friday at 26 cents and have closed below $1 over 30 consecutive trading days, violating one of the exchange's continued listing criteria.
NYSE Regulation also said the "abnormally low" price of Journal Register's stock makes it "appropriate" to suspend the stock before giving the company time to bring shares within compliance.
The Yardley, Pa., publisher has a market capitalization of roughly $11 million based on Friday's closing price. The stock has traded between 16 cents and $6.48 over the past 52 weeks.
Journal Register, which publishes daily newspapers and non-daily publications, said earlier in the week it hired Lazard Freres as its financial adviser to help it evaluate strategic options.
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