From my little brother, Little Nicholas, who found this on an NBC affliate site:
An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table.
Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.
Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police. According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.
He is free on a $20,000 bond.