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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Hilarious
OK, please read this story. I mean, when the headline says "Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits arrested again," you know you're in for a treat.
this was the most disturbingly funny thing i've read in a long time.
"Ranger said she found no rabbits when she finally got inside but did find a half-empty 10-pound bag of carrots. Sakewitz was sentenced to three days in jail." I can totally picture this going down.
crazy bunny lady: "Those are my carrots! Look! I have ranch dressing on the table!"
cops: "save it for the judge, lady."
door closes. bunnies crawl out from the couch and high five each other for framing her.
My favorite is the judge basically took out a restraining order for all the bunnies in the world. What if she's in the woods and sees one? At a friend's house? Does she have to run away? Should she register on a Web site so that all the bunnies in her area know that she's around?
3 comments:
oh. my. god. watership down! watership DOWN!
this was the most disturbingly funny thing i've read in a long time.
"Ranger said she found no rabbits when she finally got inside but did find a half-empty 10-pound bag of carrots. Sakewitz was sentenced to three days in jail." I can totally picture this going down.
crazy bunny lady: "Those are my carrots! Look! I have ranch dressing on the table!"
cops: "save it for the judge, lady."
door closes. bunnies crawl out from the couch and high five each other for framing her.
My favorite is the judge basically took out a restraining order for all the bunnies in the world. What if she's in the woods and sees one? At a friend's house? Does she have to run away? Should she register on a Web site so that all the bunnies in her area know that she's around?
UHHH, wow. These stories always remind me of the creepies that surround us.
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