Monday, June 08, 2009

Miley, Miley, Miley

Can you believe it? It's happening. All of our dreams are coming true!

Well, maybe not. But, whatever. All you kiddies out there, though, take note: Miley Cyrus plays at the XL Center in Hartford Nov. 12.

Tickets for the show go on sale at 10 a.m. Saturday. If you saved up your allowance money for a decade or so, you can buy them for $79.50, $59.50, $39.50, plus a $3.75 facility charge, which could have a whole lot of odd meanings.

There's a limit of four tickets per household, which, is clearly meant to thwart scalping. Does that mean I can buy four even if my "household" includes me and only me, though? I'm full of good questions today. Yep.

Oh, and also, tickets will only be "paperless." It's another way to try and crack down on scalping. If you don't remember, when the "Hannah Montana" tour came to Hartford a couple years ago, tickets were getting scalped for the price of a small house.

Wal-Mart is sponsoring the tour. That's a store that sells poop, so ...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here are things you can buy at Wal-Mart:
1) Sanitized CDs
2) Guns
3) Plastic everything, including shoes
4) A delicious $5.00 foot long Subway (where else would one go to enjoy a delicious foot long Subway?)
5) Almost every piece of NASCAR inspired clothing known to mankind

As long as they don't sponsor Billy Ray, may God continue to bless Wal-Mart (and the NRA).