Tuesday, December 16, 2008

What's In A Name?

It's been a busy week, but I just had to share this story. Man, some people are so dumb. I have to say, though, I laughed out loud at the thought of a kid named "JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell." Way too funny. I plan to name my first born "Canteen Confederacy of Dunces Dirk Ferrucci II."

And speaking of dumb names, if you're going to change your name to something inspired by "Teen Wolf," why not go with the name, um, Teen Wolf?

5 comments:

sj said...

are you saying that you don't like the names i picked out for my fraternal twins that i don't have, but you know, maybe in five years?

i think flower and leif will *love* their names. i don't know what you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Wow...way to give a shout-out to John Kennedy Toole AND "Boogie Nights" in the same posting.

You're good.

Frankly, if I were you, I'd consider Father Guido Sarducci Ferrucci, 'cause hey - it's pretty fun to say.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and try to find the life I've sadly misplaced...

Talking to Walls said...

eesh, that dad looks pretty creepy...

Anonymous said...

You might also want to consider Bernardo Bertolucci Ferruci, or Danny Bonaduce Ferrucci.

Of course, if you had a daughter, there's always Kristi Yamaguchi Ferrucci...

Thank you.
Thank you, folks!
You're too kind.
I'm here all week.
Two shows on Saturday!

Anonymous said...

Bless my soap opera loving mother's heart...I nearly forgot!

Susan Lucci Ferrucci.

Please.
Stop me before I rhyme again...