So a co-worker of my brother, Little Nicholas, found this story. I want to thank Jennilee for being on the lookout for good stories for this here blog.
Now here's my question: I don't smoke pot, but if I did and I wanted a bong, I would pleasantly walk or bike to the nearest head shop and purchase a happy little bong for "tobacco use only." And if I didn't have any cash, I would connect to the World Wide Web and find some instructions on how to fashion a smoking device out of an apple or a Pringles can or something.
An idea that would amazingly never float into my head would be to walk on down to the cemetery and dig up an 80-year-old grave to use a skull for a bong. I might be a bit odd, but I wouldn't do that.
I've never been to Houston, but I did date a girl from there once. She said it was boring there. I don't doubt her; she was honest. But I still feel like there's better things to do than digging up graves to make bongs. It's surely an interesting arts-and-crafts project, but ... Heck, just play hacky sack or something.